Jun 18
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
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Jun 18
When you’re alone with 2 people who are dating and they kiss and you’re just like
“HEY GUYS WHAT’S UP?”
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Jun 18
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell boundIt looks more to me like you’re on the
Highway to Hell
i have missed a golden opportunity
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Jun 18
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
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